Famous Last Nerds

Nerds the Musical - Commercials

Nerds the Musical
Commercials for our musical NERDS. Bill Gates and Steve Jobs discuss their rival operating systems and "friendship".

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Shawshank In A Minute

Shawshank In A Minute
A blatant maiming of one of the greatest movies of all time, The Shawshank Redemption (2:15 mins)

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Shawshank In A Minute Lowdown
Shawshank In A Minute won JibJab.com's Great Sketch Experiment!!! Our sketch was directed by John Landis, legendary comedy director. Our DJ, J.A.Q., wrote the hot beat. It was an amazing experience and a pleasure to work with everyone. Big ups to Evan, Gregg, Lydia, Aaron, Vincent, Nick, Max, and Nation of Improv.

Scratch & Burn Videos

	Wassup Holmes (un-aired) The illest detective. What, son? (2:48 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	N'Vasion (un-aired) The only boy band that might be able defeat terrorism and bring peace to the world. (2:15 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Hamlet In A Minute The Prince of Denmark shuffles off his mortal coil. (2:16 mins) Quicktime
	Computer Geeks Bill Gates pays a visit to two high school dweebs, Stewart and Alfonzo. (Our musical, NERDS, was inspired by this sketch). (3:30 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	MC Schizophrenic The sickest MC. (2:15 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Ex-Girlfriend Has anyone ever tried to bang your ex-girlfriend? (2:05 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Posse Up Why did this crew lose all their respect in the hood? Can you figure it out? (1:02 mins) Quicktime
	Sips from the Strong Aspen Mound (cousins to Cypress Hill) are trying to move some product, fast! (1:52 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Ambulance 808 (un-aired) Old school hip-hop to the rescue. (2:00 mins) Quicktime
	Honkey Please (un-aired) The Not-So-Fresh Prince of Compton. (2:45 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Madagascar Can Bixby shed his nerd image and get a good grade on his rap report? (2:20 mins) Quicktime
	Junior Nickels - Rollin' Solo Junior Nickels' new album, with a couple guest stars. (1:00 min) Quicktime
	Professor of Virginity Professor Leonard Gherkin discourages the kids from "boffing like there's no tomorrow". (3:26 mins) Quicktime
	Godfather In A Minute A live one-minute retelling of The Godfather. (2:11 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Fraction Jackson (un-aired) He's greater or less than nothing, but only 5/3 of the time. (3:00 mins) Quicktime \| WMV
	Myslexic Dan (un-aired) If he dan't co it, canyone an!! (1:58 mins) Quicktime \| WMV

More S & B Sketches
	News Wrap Up Your local news, rapped. (2:14 mins) Quicktime Written by Erik Weiner and Chadd Gindin
	Driving Instructor Hands on the 10 and 2? Hells yeah. (2:26 mins) Quicktime Written by Chadd Gindin
	Johnny's Big Score (un-aired) Objective: Fornication (3:12 mins) Quicktime Written by John Quaintance
	University of Colledge Congratulations. You've been accepted. (1:52 mins) Quicktime Written by Chadd Gindin

Scratch & Burn Lowdown
In 2002 we created, wrote, and starred in a hip-hop sketch comedy show on MTV called Scratch & Burn. We shot 8 episodes but only 5 ever aired. Some of our greatest shit never hit the airwaves, but we've posted some of our favorite aired and un-aired videos for you to check out yourselves.

Where Credit Be Due
We created the show with our boys and co-collaborators, GQ and J.A.Q., who star in most of the sketches with us. J.A.Q. wrote all the dope ass music. The show was executive produced and directed by Danny Salles. All sketches posted here are written by the two of us (except where noted).

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Robot Chicken

Robot Chicken
We were nominated for an Emmy for writing on the show.

Watch some of our sketches

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